flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Flunkerton

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

Flukas Valve

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.

I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.

by Jeff McD September 11, 2009

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

flankenstein

A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills

"So I was playing COD yesterday and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me"

by snen😆 August 3, 2016

Fluke Natouch

A talented and versatile Thai actor born on the 1st of June 1996. He is considered as one of the best Thai actors of the generation.

He starred in the film 'My Bromance' as Bank in 2014 and Pharm in the series 'Until We Meet Again.'

Fluke Natouch is so pretty, I cri. How can he be so cute and sexy at the same time?

Fluke Natouch is so talented that the world does not deserve him.

I want to meet Fluke Natouch in person!

by Nikkolo Imperial July 25, 2020

left flanks and lamb shanks

must be exclaimed prior to proceeding in a three-point shot from the left corner of the basketball court.

Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken

Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken

Watch me hit this left flanks and lamb shanks

by rosspapadakis June 19, 2019