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fluffing

Another way of saying fuck if you are infront of your parents or your grandparents or anyother authortity figure. =)
Stop fluffing me, you beezotch.
by Pistachio June 16, 2004
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Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"
Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"
by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009
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Fluffbanged

When a group of cute-ass baby chicks attacks you.
Man, that poor kitten just got FLUFFBANGED!
by Ewagz February 5, 2015
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Fluffbunged

When your head is filled with random information, you are unable to recollect the details you need in that moment.
"I'm sorry JI can't recall Jeff, my brain is totally fluffbunged right now"
by ChrissieBees February 12, 2021
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Fluffian

Fluffy Ruffian:

Someone who acts hard and presents an aggressive personality, but is in actuality just a big misunderstood softy who doesn't know how or has never had a real opportunity to show their kind side. Often has a reputation for bad behavior that doesn't actually have any proof to back it up.

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Someone who is/was a nice person but due to social pressure and/or living in a rough area has adopted the personality of a twat just to survive.

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(Rare) A homosexual burglar/thief/conman/criminal.
Compiled example.

A: Shit! Gavin ticked me on 3 kilos and I've spent the money to pay him back! He's gonna hurt me bad!

B: That won't happen.

A: Why?

B: He's a Fluffian..

A: A what?

B: He acts hard so people don't rip him off, it's all a front, he won't beat you.

A: Phew, that's a relief!

B: He might bumlove you and make you felch him though...... He's REALLY gay you know, he just keeps it secret.

A:...........!

B: You're gonna have a ringpiece like a broken bagel when he's done with you, Ha!

B: Meep!
by Azimekh August 15, 2008
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fluffing the sheep

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!
by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008
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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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