person 1: did u hear what happened on the news?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man
by cunt_smasher October 30, 2019
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Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
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Central Florida is a region of the Southern U.S. state of Florida and located in the central part of the state, including the Tampa Bay and Orlando area. It is one of Florida's three directional regions, along with North Florida and South Florida. It includes the following counties: Brevard, Citrus, Hardee, Hernando, Hillsborough, Indian River, Lake, Manatee, Marion, Orange, Osceola, Pasco, Pinellas, Polk, Seminole, Sumter, and Volusia. Central Florida. It is the home to historic Cypress Gardens, The Yearling, Florida Crackers, Cowboy Culture, Strawberry Festivals, Orange Groves, Natural Springs, Many Lakes, lots of fishing, hunting, and water skiing. Some Natives include John Anderson, Delta Burke, Mel Tillis, Pam Tillis, Gov. Lawton Chiles. Central Florida is still Southern, just not as Southern as Northern Florida....Orlando, well Disney happened....and then in Tampa the cubans came to roll cigars...but other than that its cracker country.
Guy from Miami: "You talk like my friend from Georgia"
Southern girl from Tampa: "I'm from Central Florida, my grandfather use to ski at Cypress gardens and met my grandmother at a strawberry stand in Plant City."
Southern girl from Tampa: "I'm from Central Florida, my grandfather use to ski at Cypress gardens and met my grandmother at a strawberry stand in Plant City."
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If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me
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Jim, you went to Florida instead of Puerto Rico for Spring Break. I can't be seen with you.
Does Puerto Rico have butterbeer? I have no shame.
Does Puerto Rico have butterbeer? I have no shame.
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A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.
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