belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.

Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.

by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012

tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region

Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.

by TADJ December 10, 2007

Flocket

A group of fifteen or more people

when we went to McDonalds we had to wait in line for twenty minutes because there was a flocket of people in front of us

by phillly phil July 20, 2009

Flaked

Irish slang for being too tired to do anything.

Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.

Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."

"You coming out man?"
"Nah I'm too fuckin flaked right now, can't be arsed"

by Lolzar January 29, 2019

Flake

Someone who agrees to do something, than leaves right at the last second. Aka Jaden

Wow, Jaden is such a flake, he always agrees to something , than leaves at the last second. Flake

by NS09 October 12, 2015

mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.

1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.

by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008