floater

a poker player who knowingly play an inferior hand against his opponent's stronger hand in hope that he will either out play his opponent to win the pot or to connect with the community card to beat his opponent (especially true in Texas Hold Em)

Because he is a floater, with K-9, he's hoping to float after the flop against his opponent's Q-Q.

by IronMang June 26, 2010

floater

some one who is annoying and wont go away.
some one who hangs out with you and you dont wont him to.

Aw man here comes floater, hide so he dont see us.

by Luke Himsel October 4, 2005

floater

I poop that is fairly tiny that floats along the serface of the water in the toilet bowl.

Corbin left a floater in the crapper stall after the turkey dinner.

by Sean "smurfy" Murphy April 9, 2006

a floater

The Act of getting an erection while wearing sweatpants in public.

He was standing in the check-out line behind some hot chick when all of the sudden he noticed he had a floater goin' on.

by landshark November 30, 2006

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around

wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview

by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009