Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Ricky fishing

A term for female masturbation that originated in US Navy boot camp. Ricky being slang for recruit and fishing meaning the act of fingering oneself. See also: Ricky boxing

Jill was caught ricky fishing while everyone else ate lunch.

by Heroin Bob May 1, 2015

Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005

flashing Lights

Reffering to a police lights which flash because of a person breaking the law while they observe it via police cruiser
or
the result of papparazi taking many pictures
or
a song by rapper Kanye West off of his recent album "Graduation"

"man, you gotta stop! there cops ar FLASHING LIGHTS!!!"

"those FLASHING LIGHTS are going straight to Tmz"

example of lyrics from flashing lights by kanye west

"I tried to hit you with the o wokie
Till I got flashed by the paparazzi
Dang these niggers got me
I hate these niggers more than nazis"

by Lodeman11 June 10, 2008