flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

Flatch

A person of foul odor.

Mr. Peet is a flatch

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Franch

A delicious mixture of French and Ranch dressings.

You: Wow, this salad is delicious! What dressing is this?
Me: Oh, it's called Franch. It's 1/2 French dressing and 1/2 Ranch.

by aishabe January 20, 2006

fancharacter

1. A fan character is a made up character based of a show/game/book.

These characters usually fit in with canon, sometimes so well that they could easily be mistaken for a canon character.

2. something that I am incapable of making. 8D;;;

I have no real fancharacters. xD

by Tori-the-Kat July 24, 2007

Flanthology

Having a large collection of flannel shirts.

This is no ordinary flannel closet, this is a flanthology!

by fpeerless February 2, 2009

franchise father

A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.

My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.

by Marty s. July 15, 2005

Flaunch

To flaunt oneself through an aggressive physical force (launch).

So, I was like in the club, with mah boyz, right? And this gnarley ass broad, wearing her torn up hooker fish nets and her jizz stained pleather boots, totally flaunched herself all up on my junk.

by Alecia Jein January 22, 2008