by bethanyfa January 3, 2017
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i am a victim of wedgies to bullies. once i came to school early. unfortunately, so did the bullies. they saw me. they ran to me, took off all my clothes except my white undies, tied me up, carried me by my undies to the flagpole, made me drink five big glasses of water, and lifted me up by my undies to the top of the flagpole. one of the bullies videotaped the whole thing. the flag pole is REALLY high. every kid in school saw, and they laughed and took pictures and videos of me. i kept peeing. the buses left, and the teachers were at a meeting, so two hours after the buses left, one of the teachers saw and got me down. i was in that wedgie for 10 hours. my butt still hasnt recovered from that flagpole wedgie.
by Christopher Diddise March 11, 2008
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by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009
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About two months ago, my parents went on a three week cruise. I got to school early, the bullies were waiting for me because they knew I wear tighty whities. They dreesed me down to my underwear and made me drink five huge glasses worth of water. It took so long for me to drink the water that by the time they had duct taped me to the rope, I was peeing on them. They lowered me, put ice in my underwear(it as winter) and started twisting my balls. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! This was a flagpole wedgie and they raised me up the full length and that is so high that the teachers never saw me. The only times they ever let me down was when the bullies fed me cafeteria food, EEEEWWWW!!!!, and made me drink water so I would pee and poop a lot. I wear extremely strong and stretchy so my tighty whities never ripped. Three weeks after I was raised up, my parents came home and called the police because I wasn't home. The police found me half naked attached to the flagpole covered in pee and poop! I was in that wedgie for three weeks and nineteen hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My older brother ripped the undies out of my asshole and that taught my nuts, penis and ass to not lett my brother near them.!!!!!!!!!!!! One kid had set up a video cam running the time that I was fed, watered, and raised. I couldn't change schools because that would be pointless. The asshole who taped put it on the web and the online yearbook. I was on CNN and News Channel 5.
by Briefboy November 3, 2008
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