Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Flabadu

when a girls vagina claps harder than you can clap

flabadu is the best to solididfy a relationship.

by Flabadu June 22, 2016

facade

fake illusion or appereance, superficial

Knowing being in debt, John managed to maintain a facade of wealth

by Eve S. August 30, 2006

flaawless

Is a texture were you you've people with you and the reaction of who wasint with you,never makes it back too the individual.Being flaawless is realizing their is always hate,even if you don't see the hate face too face..

more for flaawless with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w-l-e-s-s
not flawless with one a. f-l-a-w-l-e-s-s

by regardless devon victory October 27, 2008

flabalanche

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Flaccidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007