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freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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fingered

fingers being inserted into the vagina, usually very rapidly.
jenny fingered me so fast, I came all over her fingers.
by amanda October 21, 2003
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One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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Fingeroes

Long toes that resemble fingers instead of toes. They are capable of finger-like activities such as picking things up off the floor. There have been rare reportings where people have learned to snap their fingeroes or been able to write their name using only their fingeroes.
My husband has size 12 feet - but without his fingeroes - they may be only be about a size 10.
by tallchick February 8, 2009
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fingerpenis

A finger that kind of looks like a penis.
Marina, stop sucking on your fingerpenis!
by hotbitchez2 April 8, 2011
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One-fingered glove

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.
by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010
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Buffalo Fingered

Placing fingers by genital area after eating buffalo wings which causes a burning sensation.
"My vagina is on FIRE!!!" "That's because you were buffalo fingered!"
by aLWaYSDReaMiNG June 21, 2015
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