fatass nigga balls

when a niggas balls are very creamy and scrumptios bc he is a black nigger.

he has fatass nigga balls

by I fucked yur bitch u fat fuckr April 20, 2021

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.

Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky

by partyboy123 March 26, 2008

Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.

You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!

by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014

Simpy Fatass

BIG boys with red hair and hurt knees- usually make fun of other people because all they can do is eat

Cooper is a simpy Fatass

by Carly Simms February 18, 2020

fatabetes

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

FATASIES

1. the act of thinking of an obese person in a sexual manner..

2. dirty filthy sexual fantasies of a really fat person

Chelsea was lying in bed alone having fatasies of softy....

Billy saw the girl of his fatasies while passing Lane bryant

by softzirra January 6, 2011