Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative

A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.

“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”

by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023

celestial fuck fiasco

this is when two people have rough sex under the stars for countless hours and end up forgetting the time and they fuck till its morning.

After the party last night, me and sarah had a celestial fuck fiasco till 7 am.

by Hide Benitez August 19, 2006

fiasco

An unforseen event which is often unfortunate in nature.

My boss came in to work early today and caught me taking bong rips in the walk in freezer. What a fiasco.

by Matt Killer June 27, 2003

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

fianca

a smart loser

Person one: hey, you busy saturday?
Fianca: yeah, tons of homework

by r0000000000000000f9p May 26, 2010

fiscal cliff

The date after which (for reasons of deteriorating attractiveness) a young man or woman is unable to attract a wealthy spouse/partner/sugar daddy/sugar mama.

"Can't Lucas find rich a queen to pay his bills?" "No way. Have you seen what happened to his abs from all those appletinis? He's gone over the fiscal cliff."

by RiddimJack January 3, 2013

fiscal solvency

when you bust all over a dyke sluts face, preferably mrs. Hubert.

eat a dick you fuckin bitch mrs. Hubert, i know your husband and you get fiscally solvent with your dog, you fucking cumfaced slut rag.

by short face mc nostril May 13, 2003