Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

feeting

when moves an object with their feet without actually putting pressure on it; if pressure was applied, the object would be stepped on, but since there is no pressure it is feeted.

feeting - feeted - to foot

Andrea, stop footing the tennis ball!

by Ken February 11, 2004

Fexting

The act of sexting through fax .

Hey my pager broke ; do you want to fext for a little tonight , it’s been forever since I rubbed one out over a freshly printed sheet of paper ; no honey I really don’t feel like fexting tonight , plus I need to print a paper and I don’t know if I have enough ink .

by Charles David sacramento December 14, 2017

Fecting

The opposite of Infecting.

(Giving the cure to someone)

Doctor: “I am fecting this person right now.”

by Dezzzinator March 11, 2022

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

frettings

when you spend too much time fretting over your Facebook privacy settings...

I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings

by Victoriacam February 26, 2011

Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011