Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's

Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"

by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

feline boy

A guy that acts like a cat.

"He really acts like a feline boy."
"He's my feline boy."

by J-dab February 23, 2017

feline floral relocator

FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!

The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!

by zazababycat December 10, 2024

feline

a male cat.

i got so many bad felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024