shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

brown fax

to defecate. to take a shit.

dude, i gotta let you go, i gotta send a brown fax.

by fabval October 30, 2006

be spittin fax

when peal spit the big man truth

friend: yoooo you do be drippin do me: ye ikr you be spitting fax be spittin fax

by big man clicker wacker August 2, 2020

Arse fax

When the label of underwear / pants sticks out over the seam of the pants.

Uschi definately didn't look in the mirror when she left home, an arse fax was sticking out of her hotpants.

by Kid Stupid November 28, 2010

fax sex

Like phone sex or cybersex but over the fax machine. Horrible waste of time. Usually done by rich snobs who
a) can afford fax machines
b) will never get laid

Guy 1: "I gave her a walrus over the fax!"
Guy 2: Wow....

by what do you care June 16, 2003

Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

by NYBairn October 16, 2010

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 5, 2012