Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

fatphobic

This word was created by the people who are Healthyphobic

YOu ArE FaTPhObiC - says by who is 800 pounds

by me when July 23, 2022

femaphobia

The kind of thing that makes a guy cry when a girl strips in front of him. The fear of woman.

The hottie: Hey what's your name?
The femaphobic dude: Ahhh hi.
The hottie: What's your name?
The femaphobic dude: I like your mouth.
The hottie: No wonder you're single you femaphobe!
The femaphobic dude: I don't have femaphobia!

by Maulball September 30, 2009

frataphobia

extreme fear of frat boys. EXTREME.

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D

by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

fakephobia

When you have a fear of fake people and fake bullshit.

“Are you friends with Claudia?”

“Nah, I have fakephobia so i don’t fw that plastic bitch.

by Hideyokids.com January 9, 2021

fagophobia

Fear of homosexuals, or so known as gay people.

"I cant go to that party Shaz, ever since I heard that Terry confessed to Joshua, I've been terrified ever since. You know I have fagophobia.."

by CatShaz April 11, 2022