fat bitch friday

Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.

Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"

by The Real Handsome Rob October 4, 2016

fat bitch size

A Star Jones portion of Food

-How Much do you want Miss Jones?
-A Fat Bitch Size please

by Chad Tyler November 8, 2005

fat bitch magnet

a person who attracts fat women and has sex with them

Shane is a fat bitch magnet.

by Big teeth June 25, 2008

once fat bitch

a girl (or guy) that used to be really fat, but finally grew into their body and now looks pretty decent. They usually change from a nice fat kid to an arrogant/cocky prick.

Person A: Back in the day that girl used to eat cookies with me in the cafteria.
Person B: Yeah, now she ignores you and eats salad for lunch. She's a once fat bitch.

by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008

fat bitch size

Refures to something that comes in an extremely large size or quantity, means super sized.

"Yeah... let me get a number three, can I get that Fat Bitch Size with a Diet Coke, and some sweet and sour sauce.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Fat Bitch Parmesan

While fucking a fat bitch, prior to ejaculation pull out a bucket of marinara sauce from under the bed and throw it on her chest. Then proceed to ejaculate, a la Chicken Parmesan.

"I can't believe he Fat Bitch Parmesan'd me last night!" Helen ejaculated.

by Hyatt Bigg-Pussi November 30, 2009

Ugly Fat Bitch

Ugly fat bitch! Means exactly what it says. This nickname is used for some ugly fat bitch who you hate. This species only live for around to 18 years then they mainly die of alcohol poison.

Wow look at Madeline, she is such an ugly fat bitch! She is ugly, fat and a bitch. She should eat her veggies

by The diet book November 7, 2020