fartmeister

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards

Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?

by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008

fartee

A fartee is one farted upon.

Farting in a moving vehilce with the windows up can be quite dangerous. Especially for the farter, if there are several 'fartees' in the vehicle, and the window locks are on.

by Jeffaronibob June 3, 2006

Fuck Farten

People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.

Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?

by JenKar October 19, 2010

färtzenhalter

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

FARTeth

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008