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Fapinator

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.
by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010
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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.
Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.
by Hugeau March 13, 2014
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Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.
Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.
by AltronHGX August 10, 2003
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Frapping

wherein an individual leaves their Facebook profile logged in and unattended.. leaving it open to have their status update free to be comically or embarrassingly changed by another person.
status update frapping >> Michael Jones: I better get my anal leaking in check!
by pyroteaze August 1, 2011
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result
"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."
by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
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