happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.
Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.
by Hugeau April 15, 2019
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fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.
Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.
by Hugeau March 13, 2014
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