Definitions by Hugeau

happily divorced 

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

happily divorced by Hugeau April 15, 2019

fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

fappily married by Hugeau March 13, 2014