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Fagtasteriffic

To act in a way that denounces you a fagler; see don.
You sir, are a Fagtasteriffic ballroom dancer
by Don can suck my balls August 29, 2006
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Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.
John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo
by NoobPillow July 23, 2020
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Flopmaster

A male that is the master of making things floppy (loose) during intercourse.
Tom: "Who dated Susan last?"

Jim: "Larry did why?"

Tom: "She was so loose last night. Larry must be the flopmaster!"
by Tile December 16, 2007
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Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.
"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."
by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013
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FabMaister

A man who can cook michelin star quality food.
Look at that guy over there.

Who?

The FabMaister standing next to the toilet.
by CancerTuber69 September 9, 2016
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Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.
Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.
by San Te February 9, 2018
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fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate
Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!
by 115factsbless September 9, 2018
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