Fapaint

Faint while painting or fap while painting.

Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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by 7208118281 January 4, 2012

fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.

person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it

by maxsal September 30, 2012

Fappinstance

Interacting with someone who is masturbating, while you were already masturbating, either in person, via phone call, text, or internet.

I was wandering around jacking off when I walked in on Mike masturbating. He said it was a coincidence, but I think it was just fappinstance.

by Rynokie May 26, 2013

Fapping

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010

Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009