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Fantasy Sports 

Here's the REAL definition of fantasy sports (dunno what 'franktherabbit' was thinking).

The next-best thing to physically playing sports, fantasy sports encompasses every sport and is actually a multi-billion dollar business. There are many types of fantasy sports, such as the salary cap form, where you have a finite amount of money to use towards purchasing players for your team. But the most played types are head-to-head and rotisserie. The basic premise of these types of fantasy sports is you are given a team of players (either by participating in an online draft or through an offline draft by pre-ranking players before the given drafting date) from which they represent their own real-life professional sports teams, and you manage your rosters either daily or weekly (depending on you league’s settings) with the intent of topping the rest of the managers in your league. The stats that each player accumulates when they play (e.g., an NHL hockey forward gets 1 goal and 1 assist with a +2 rating during one of his team’s games) will equate to a X number of fantasy points for your fantasy team. In order to be successful at these games, managers need to be fully committed to their teams; must have good strategy and proactive skills; and a bit of luck. With the advent of the internet, it’s now widely played online, with ‘Yahoo!’ being the prevalent provider due to its ‘free play’ option and superior interface.
Most people will have already played fantasy sports without even knowing it. Whenever you are involved in a sports pool with your co-workers/friends at work or school, you are said to be playing a form of fantasy sports.
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fantasy break up

The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.

Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast 

Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.
In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.

fantasy online 

MMORPG where people who actually play it like it, and people who look at the screen are quick to judge.
Yo cmere Evan this game is very cool and the quests have funny descriptions man.
eww man wtf is this pixelated shit you've just shown me
No man actually try it
20 mins later: yo man this is freakin addicting
Fantasy online: ITS FREEEEEEE
fantasy online by NayGigger October 2, 2013

Fantasy Fluffer 

Any person invited into a fantasy league who has little knowledge of the sport that the league is based on. They are usually invited to fill empty league slots, and are usually taken advantage of during the fantasy season by the other players.
I just traded Sam Bradford to the Fantasy Fluffer for Adrien Petersen.
Fantasy Fluffer by thachsn1 July 26, 2016

Fantasy Fakeout 

When your predicted 100% to win in your fantasy league but the other team pulls a miracle out of their ass and wins on the last play on some bullshit.
4th quarter 2 min left in the game.. “I’m 100% going to win this week and make the playoffs... nevermind, I got the fantasy fakeout. Screw fantasy football I’m dropping all my players!”

Fantasy Pig

A pig of the AFL Fantasy era.
"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."

"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"
Fantasy Pig by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021