Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.
All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.
Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!
Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.
Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.
Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.
by majonese December 19, 2019

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
