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Fallon

Fallon is a beautiful girl, inside and out. She's fairly quiet, even around her best friends, unless shes REALLY comfortable. She doesn't have high self esteem but she cares a lot about what others think. Fallon doesn't think she's pretty or anthing special, but she is always a great friend. A Fallon is very nice and generous, often too generous for her own good. She is loved by her friends and misunderstood by the world. Overall, a great girl.
Friend 1: Wow Fallon is so weird.
Friend 2: Nah, she's just shy.
Friend 1: You sure?
Friend 2: Positive. She's my best friend.

*after Friend one gets to know Fallon*
Friend 1: Wow! You were right! She is really nice!!! :D
by geezitshannah July 17, 2011
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Falcon Heart

A sex maneuver involving a caged falcon. The falcon must caught wild and kept close to the bed in which 2 people are making intercourse. In the midst of passionate love-making, as the couple reaches climax, the male must stick his hand deep within the chest of the falcon and rip out the heart. While it is still beating, he must then shove the heart into his partner's downstairs bits and finish up inside of her.
Gerald, I've never been falcon hearted like that before!
by Gerald, The Falconer June 30, 2010
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Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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Falco

Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "Amadeus", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "Amerika" and "Der Kommissar" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.
Falco was the coolest Austrian musician since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
by hanneslive January 2, 2009
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Falcon Fist

A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
by Cockdriller April 5, 2010
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Maltese Falcon

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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