failmate

When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.

An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.

by Chez guevara February 5, 2009

Fagmar

1. The destroyer of all lands. He uses his pink Fairy Staff to inflame the anuses of all of his opposition. Makes others priested or shafted.

Back up or I'll go Fagmar on you!!!

by Big Lefty!!! May 13, 2004

falafel

(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.

Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.

by kfelix November 9, 2006

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

falache

1. to come on to strong
2. to force oral on to someone or something

She tried to falache my, but I rejected her forced oral.

by John Henry IV April 11, 2008

falama

A generic term defined as being any edible substance to sustain a working group of musicians. Especially appropriate in the early morning hours.

"I believe your falama is burning."

by Dave Beatty July 16, 2008

falafasofa

to fall off a sofa.

eh you stupid. you went falafasofa.

by jkeascsiieca January 5, 2009