falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

falafalought

anything you want it to be

fuck him hes a falafalought

by fuck my name December 6, 2003

falamity

A family event resulting in a calamitous fashion

What a falamity! My husband became ill and lost his job.

by weddytinter January 10, 2011

faglander

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is unfortunately good at attracting members of the same sex.

Brandon, that is the third phone number you've gotten in the last week from another guy. You're such a faglander.

by SMKFBM August 9, 2012

Fagan'd

To be blocked on Facebook.

I posted something Ed didn't like so he fagan'd me.

by Gurú Ray June 15, 2018

falak

universce beauty its called falak and beauty with out bounds and its also means all universce

falak e zamee

by ہمزہ November 25, 2021

Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.

“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala

by Pałalizator January 26, 2023