falafel

A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.

"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."

by JP Sun September 24, 2008

Falafel

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

falafleshed

to feel a males reproductive organ brush against you. Either clothed or un-clothed.

''dude i felt that dudes wang brush against me as he squeezed passed me in the line for the toilet''. ''i've just falafleshed''. or '' he likes to to be falafleshed in the bedroom''

by the real Sweet-a-bix March 16, 2010

devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

by crippledkid June 19, 2014

falafel

lady parts, namely the clitoris

he seasoned my falafel with his man sauce this evening

by Ameskie January 5, 2010

What a Falafel

Some kind of commotion, controversy, or fuss. If you read about a scandal in a newspaper, it could be described as a falafel. Falafel is a humorous-sounding word for a mostly non-humorous situation: some kind of disturbance, scandal or mess. However, a falafel usually isn't 100% serious.

"What a falafel trying to get through the airport!" Said Nicolette to Tiernan

by Tocateous October 7, 2019

falafel

when somebody shits inbetween a girls breasts and rubs them together.

that falafel that i had last night was good.

by Krunk September 28, 2005