Reference to a facebook profile page that is filled with crap, such as tons of useless applications and/or a a reference to the facebook site in a negative way.
Originates from the word faeces.
Originates from the word faeces.
- OMG, have you seen John's faecebook? It's totally meaningless.
- You can read all about his vampire adventures on his faecebook.
- Gerbils are being mistreated in todays society you say? Well then, we'll have to start a special interest group on faecebook then...
- You can read all about his vampire adventures on his faecebook.
- Gerbils are being mistreated in todays society you say? Well then, we'll have to start a special interest group on faecebook then...
by Bjoern September 16, 2007
Get the faecebook mug.Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011
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The Level of Feces refers to the rating of human feces, similar to a category of a hurricane. It is also known as "Level of Poop," "The Stair of Shit," and "Crap Rating." It is usually not refered to as the "Level of Feces," but is the official name of the scale. The scale consists of three main categories that can break into smaller and more detailed categories. The scale has three main levels, increasing in severeness as the numbers get bigger. The following are the three main categories...
Level One: Poop
Poop is your average log of feces. It comes out in one piece, maybe a few different pieces, but the main point is is that it is not a mess. A Perfect Poop is usually in this category as minimal toilet paper is used. The most severe type of poop usually has nuts in it, which may be uncomfortable when exiting the body. It is nothing to brag about and it is the most convenient type.
Level Two: Crap
Crap is a bit more messy than a poop and may have the widest range of detailed feces. It can be a very soft type of feces. It can (and usually does) have a "hot" and maybe stinging feeling when released. It can be a pain in the ass to wipe (and you should take that literally), using a good amount of toilet paper. It definitely has a distinct smell and can leave some good skid marks.
Level Three: Shit
Shits are a strictly rare occurence. Most people may thinka really bad crap is a shit, but what would a level three type of feces be without rare and severe characteristics? Shit is the most foul smelling type of feces, having a very bad scent every single time it is released. It always consists of a good amount of fluids/water in the feces, causing it to almost fall out of you. If your ass was a machine gun, shit would be coming out of the barrel. A common adjective that goes along with shit is "droopy" or "drooping." It is used to describe how easy it comes out of your rectum, but has the "hot" and "burning" feeling 100% of the time. Infact, not all diarrhea is categorized as shit. Yes, shit usually does make the toilet water a very dark and murky color because the shit has mixed into the water like chocolate milk mix, but if it does not feel "hot" and "burning" and does not require a maximum amount of toilet paper, it is not a shit. Being sick and having the hershey squirts is almost always a shit. Clogging the toilet with a shit's amount of toilet paper is very common. Remember, a shit is only an extreme rarety and is quite painful and unpleasant.
Now, these levels can go into details on the feces such as "soft," "droopy," "burning," etc. but those details can be countless as feces comes in all forms, shapes and even colors. An addition to this entry is a way to scale the smell of the feces. First, put your face under your shirt, covering your nose after some of the feces has been released. Then, after the smell under your shirt has intensified the smell (guarenteed to work), uncover your nostrils from the shirt and smell the loose air. If you can still smell a fair amount of stink, the feces most likely has a horrific smell.
Level One: Poop
Poop is your average log of feces. It comes out in one piece, maybe a few different pieces, but the main point is is that it is not a mess. A Perfect Poop is usually in this category as minimal toilet paper is used. The most severe type of poop usually has nuts in it, which may be uncomfortable when exiting the body. It is nothing to brag about and it is the most convenient type.
Level Two: Crap
Crap is a bit more messy than a poop and may have the widest range of detailed feces. It can be a very soft type of feces. It can (and usually does) have a "hot" and maybe stinging feeling when released. It can be a pain in the ass to wipe (and you should take that literally), using a good amount of toilet paper. It definitely has a distinct smell and can leave some good skid marks.
Level Three: Shit
Shits are a strictly rare occurence. Most people may thinka really bad crap is a shit, but what would a level three type of feces be without rare and severe characteristics? Shit is the most foul smelling type of feces, having a very bad scent every single time it is released. It always consists of a good amount of fluids/water in the feces, causing it to almost fall out of you. If your ass was a machine gun, shit would be coming out of the barrel. A common adjective that goes along with shit is "droopy" or "drooping." It is used to describe how easy it comes out of your rectum, but has the "hot" and "burning" feeling 100% of the time. Infact, not all diarrhea is categorized as shit. Yes, shit usually does make the toilet water a very dark and murky color because the shit has mixed into the water like chocolate milk mix, but if it does not feel "hot" and "burning" and does not require a maximum amount of toilet paper, it is not a shit. Being sick and having the hershey squirts is almost always a shit. Clogging the toilet with a shit's amount of toilet paper is very common. Remember, a shit is only an extreme rarety and is quite painful and unpleasant.
Now, these levels can go into details on the feces such as "soft," "droopy," "burning," etc. but those details can be countless as feces comes in all forms, shapes and even colors. An addition to this entry is a way to scale the smell of the feces. First, put your face under your shirt, covering your nose after some of the feces has been released. Then, after the smell under your shirt has intensified the smell (guarenteed to work), uncover your nostrils from the shirt and smell the loose air. If you can still smell a fair amount of stink, the feces most likely has a horrific smell.
Man A "Dude, that Chinese food gave me the shits."
Man B "Are you sure it wasn't a crap? According to the Level of Feces, shits are very rare and craps have the biggest array. Obviously it is not a poop if you think it is THAT bad."
Man B "Are you sure it wasn't a crap? According to the Level of Feces, shits are very rare and craps have the biggest array. Obviously it is not a poop if you think it is THAT bad."
by JayPKay May 17, 2008
Get the Level of Feces mug.Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.
Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).
Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).
My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts
by #@ March 26, 2007
Get the Facesitting mug.Facesitting is when a woman sits on a man's face. Though it is uncommon that a man sits on a woman's face, or a man sits on a man's face, a woman will sometimes sit on another woman's face.
In the descriptions below, an Encouragement Rate is listed. On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most encouraged and 1 being the least, the types of facesitting are given a level of encouragement. Let's review the different types of facesitting:
Frontal: When a woman facesits frontally, she is sitting on his face, with her back facing the man's feet. This is used so that the man's mouth is directly over the vagina. The Encouragement Rate is: 4. Facesitting was created so theat the woman's rear would fully cover the man's face. Frontal is acceptable, not usually pleasurable.
Reverse: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, with her eyes looking towards the man's feet. In this method, the upper part of the man's face is engulfed by the woman's rear. Reverse facesitting earns an Encouragement Rate of 5, because the fat of the woman's rear is more frequently used.
Half: When a woman halfly sits on a man's face, her rear is only covering half of his face. This method is mainly used in teasing. Encouragement Rate: 3. Though the rear still touches the man's face, he is not being smothered. If the woman proceeds to enter any of the above two methods, preferably Reverse, then that is usually satisfactory.
Partial: Partial facesitting is when a woman sits on only part of the man's face. Encouragement Rate: 2. This method has no point to it, and it is discouraged.
The Crab: This is a difficult position to describe. The man is lying down, as usual. The woman has her feet on the ground, bends backward, and then puts her hands on the ground. Her stomach should be facing the ceiling. When The Crab is used, the woman will proceed to smother the man's face with her rear. The Crab consists of two branch-off types: frontal and reverse. The frontal crab is when the woman's feet face away from the man's feet. The reverse is when the woman's feet are facing the same direction as the man's feet. Encouragement Rate: 5. This is similar to Reverse, in the aspect that more rear is used.
Jeanssitting: Jeanssitting is when a woman sits on a man's face wearing jeans. This method is pointless because the victim does not see any skin, which is what facesitting was intended for. On all levels, Reverse Facesitting and Sandwich (you will read about that) beats jeanssitting. Even though Frontal Facesitting is frowned upon, jeanssitting is commonly used during that method.
Facesitting was created so that the facesitter use Full Cover facesitting, where the victim's face is completely covered with rear.
Here are some other versions of facesitting.
Schoolgirl Pin: Sometimes referred to as SGP. This is when a woman sits on a man's neck, forcing her crotch to be in his face. Encouragement Rate: 3. This is commonly used in mixed wrestling, and it is a difficult position for the one on the bottom to escape.
Against the Wall: This is when a man sits up against the wall, and a woman will proceed to back into his face, then grinding her rear into his face. Encouragement Rate: 5. Though the woman is not sitting on his face, it does involve smothering.
Sandwich: This method deserves an Encouragement Rate of 9. However, if involves two women. The way you do this is: one woman lays on her stomach. The man follows, burying his face into the woman's rear. Another woman will then follow, shoving the man's face deeper and deeper into the first woman's ass. Or, if you prefer, this method does not need to be used by two women. The first woman can simply lay on her stomach, and the man can dig in. Like I said, Encouragement Rate of 9.
Stinkface: A stinkface is kind of like the Against the Wall, except it is more commonly used with guys. It is also a wrestling move. In wrestling, the victim will sit up against the post, pretending to be defeated. The attacker will then back up, rubbing their rear into the victim's face. Commonly used by Rikishi and Torrie Wilson The main fault of the Stinkface is that it is not intended for the victim's face to enter the attacker's butt crack, which is always encouraged. The Stinkface is mainly used as a prank. This move is extremely discouraged, since the victim's face does not enter the attacker's crack.
Bouncing: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, and bounces while she does it. Despite the fact this move is used during Reverse Facesitting, it is discouraged because the victim's face is not being smothered.
Terminology: Here are some terms, not counting the one's above that relate to facesitting.
1) Facechair: This is the word used to describe the man who is being facesat.
2) Facesit: The act of sitting on someone's face.
3) Facesitter: The person who is facesitting.
4) Facesat: The past tense of being facesitten.
Dress: It is discouraged that oral sex be used during facesitting. Because of this, women will usually wear panties, thongs, lingerie, etc.
In the descriptions below, an Encouragement Rate is listed. On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most encouraged and 1 being the least, the types of facesitting are given a level of encouragement. Let's review the different types of facesitting:
Frontal: When a woman facesits frontally, she is sitting on his face, with her back facing the man's feet. This is used so that the man's mouth is directly over the vagina. The Encouragement Rate is: 4. Facesitting was created so theat the woman's rear would fully cover the man's face. Frontal is acceptable, not usually pleasurable.
Reverse: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, with her eyes looking towards the man's feet. In this method, the upper part of the man's face is engulfed by the woman's rear. Reverse facesitting earns an Encouragement Rate of 5, because the fat of the woman's rear is more frequently used.
Half: When a woman halfly sits on a man's face, her rear is only covering half of his face. This method is mainly used in teasing. Encouragement Rate: 3. Though the rear still touches the man's face, he is not being smothered. If the woman proceeds to enter any of the above two methods, preferably Reverse, then that is usually satisfactory.
Partial: Partial facesitting is when a woman sits on only part of the man's face. Encouragement Rate: 2. This method has no point to it, and it is discouraged.
The Crab: This is a difficult position to describe. The man is lying down, as usual. The woman has her feet on the ground, bends backward, and then puts her hands on the ground. Her stomach should be facing the ceiling. When The Crab is used, the woman will proceed to smother the man's face with her rear. The Crab consists of two branch-off types: frontal and reverse. The frontal crab is when the woman's feet face away from the man's feet. The reverse is when the woman's feet are facing the same direction as the man's feet. Encouragement Rate: 5. This is similar to Reverse, in the aspect that more rear is used.
Jeanssitting: Jeanssitting is when a woman sits on a man's face wearing jeans. This method is pointless because the victim does not see any skin, which is what facesitting was intended for. On all levels, Reverse Facesitting and Sandwich (you will read about that) beats jeanssitting. Even though Frontal Facesitting is frowned upon, jeanssitting is commonly used during that method.
Facesitting was created so that the facesitter use Full Cover facesitting, where the victim's face is completely covered with rear.
Here are some other versions of facesitting.
Schoolgirl Pin: Sometimes referred to as SGP. This is when a woman sits on a man's neck, forcing her crotch to be in his face. Encouragement Rate: 3. This is commonly used in mixed wrestling, and it is a difficult position for the one on the bottom to escape.
Against the Wall: This is when a man sits up against the wall, and a woman will proceed to back into his face, then grinding her rear into his face. Encouragement Rate: 5. Though the woman is not sitting on his face, it does involve smothering.
Sandwich: This method deserves an Encouragement Rate of 9. However, if involves two women. The way you do this is: one woman lays on her stomach. The man follows, burying his face into the woman's rear. Another woman will then follow, shoving the man's face deeper and deeper into the first woman's ass. Or, if you prefer, this method does not need to be used by two women. The first woman can simply lay on her stomach, and the man can dig in. Like I said, Encouragement Rate of 9.
Stinkface: A stinkface is kind of like the Against the Wall, except it is more commonly used with guys. It is also a wrestling move. In wrestling, the victim will sit up against the post, pretending to be defeated. The attacker will then back up, rubbing their rear into the victim's face. Commonly used by Rikishi and Torrie Wilson The main fault of the Stinkface is that it is not intended for the victim's face to enter the attacker's butt crack, which is always encouraged. The Stinkface is mainly used as a prank. This move is extremely discouraged, since the victim's face does not enter the attacker's crack.
Bouncing: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, and bounces while she does it. Despite the fact this move is used during Reverse Facesitting, it is discouraged because the victim's face is not being smothered.
Terminology: Here are some terms, not counting the one's above that relate to facesitting.
1) Facechair: This is the word used to describe the man who is being facesat.
2) Facesit: The act of sitting on someone's face.
3) Facesitter: The person who is facesitting.
4) Facesat: The past tense of being facesitten.
Dress: It is discouraged that oral sex be used during facesitting. Because of this, women will usually wear panties, thongs, lingerie, etc.
I just hate frontal facesitting. There's no rear involved!
Reverse facesitting is the absolute best. There's tons of rear in it for me!
"How do you like half-facesitting?" "Eh, it stinks. If my woman is going to facesit me, do it 'full cover!'"
"Please don't use partial facesitting!"
"She crab-facesitted me for at least a half-hour. I wish it had been longer!"
"Don't jeanssit me, Sharon. I think you sit better in your black lingerie."
"Her legs squeezed my face during her schoolgirl pin."
"When she against the wall-facesat me, she made sure my face was in there deep."
"Sharon and her friend made a Sandwich, and I was in the middle of course. My face dug into Sharon's rear for hours!"
"When Sharon convinced me into getting a stinkface, I had no idea I was in for such a treat! Instead of doing a regular stinkface, she did an Against the Wall."
"Sharon, don't bounce! Just sit and stay still!"
I just love being her facechair!
"I facesit him for an hour a day."
She is a facesitter.
"She facesat me last night."
Reverse facesitting is the absolute best. There's tons of rear in it for me!
"How do you like half-facesitting?" "Eh, it stinks. If my woman is going to facesit me, do it 'full cover!'"
"Please don't use partial facesitting!"
"She crab-facesitted me for at least a half-hour. I wish it had been longer!"
"Don't jeanssit me, Sharon. I think you sit better in your black lingerie."
"Her legs squeezed my face during her schoolgirl pin."
"When she against the wall-facesat me, she made sure my face was in there deep."
"Sharon and her friend made a Sandwich, and I was in the middle of course. My face dug into Sharon's rear for hours!"
"When Sharon convinced me into getting a stinkface, I had no idea I was in for such a treat! Instead of doing a regular stinkface, she did an Against the Wall."
"Sharon, don't bounce! Just sit and stay still!"
I just love being her facechair!
"I facesit him for an hour a day."
She is a facesitter.
"She facesat me last night."
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