facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

Shot-faced

Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008

faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

two-faced

two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...

wow >name< is nice to me in person but when he leaves he just fucking trash talks me (two-faced)

by .EXcLUsiVE. September 24, 2005

Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

double faced entendre

Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."

by Happy454 June 23, 2021

Game faced

The result of pre-gaming to get shit faced.

Yeah, I'm game faced.

by McGmoney March 14, 2011