facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

Faecebooking

Facebooking while making a #2 on the toilet

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!

by kledou1 February 3, 2009

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

Facebombing

The act of taking a picture that contains a funny or strange face and photoshopping that face onto the other people in the picture.

Guy: Hey, check out this picture of Kyle at the party. He looks like he shat himself. I'm gonna facebomb this.
-some time later-

Guy: hey, look what I did.

Girl: Oh my god, they all have that face, thats so funny!

Guy: Yeah, these party pics are facebombing gold.

by MistaBojangles3 February 26, 2010

Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking

-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"

by H. Jane August 21, 2008

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009