Facebeat

The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.

Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.

by pizzahater January 14, 2010

Facefast

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

by GPR143 September 11, 2010

Faceblitz

Faceblitz describes the behavior of Facebook users who seldom log on but, when they do, comment on everyone's pics, update their entire profile and generally go nuts with the Likes for a solid hour before logging off for another five weeks. Frequently correlated to drunken Facebooking.

I see Preeta went on a Faceblitz today--I guess it's good to know she's still alive.

by MILFIA October 13, 2010

Facecast

All relevant news about exciting weather seen as status updates from your nearby friends on facebook

-Milton checks facebook-
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!

Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!

by Original-gersh January 27, 2011

Facebcrastination

Facebcrastination is the fine art of using Facebook to procrastinate.

The boss wanted me to finish this excel spreadsheet by lunch but I think I spent too much time Facebcrastinating.

Facebcrastination gets a lot of people fired lately...

by Pandora.Moore September 25, 2011

philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.

"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009

Arabian Facebuster

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.

Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town

by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008