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Fukitol

A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.

Fukitol!
by Xubur February 26, 2013
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FUITAH

an acronym for Fuck-U-In-The-Ass-Homework. FUITAH is the worst kind of homework, like summer reading, big projects that are due the day after they are assigned, research papers. It is any kind of assignment that could screw someone over.
Student 1: Hey, did we get any homework in english class?

Student 2: Yeah, that fag gave us a ton of FUITAH!
by Raul C. January 1, 2009
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FUBIJAG

Fuck you buddy, I'm just a grunt.
1LT: "Hey soldier, get that sat-comm radio from HQ and ask the FIST for a box of grid squares."
Proper response: "FUBIJAG, sir. Hooah."
by p38-comminus March 17, 2009
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FUBIS

A slang word we used in German while I was in the Army.
I stood for @#$% You Buddy I'm Short.
Basically saying I'm not doing that cause I only have 10 days left before I rotate out. Sloth or possibly Insubordination.
CPL. Rock; Hey Huff can you trade guard duty with me?
Huff; FUBIS
by bobeca11 December 14, 2010
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Fubism

The religion that is centered around the Fub (a fish) and the Great Crab (the creator) and the various teachings Fub spread while on Earth.
Person1: Yo preach Fubism
Person2:Boi what is that
Person1:Its only the best religion
Person2:Oh lmao my bad
by N_o_U August 20, 2018
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fuit

You're really upset and angry about something, and really want to get someone where it hurts...

fuck you in the heart
Justin: You just killed me as I was about to win this game! You're such a cheater! Fuit! Fuck you in the heart man!
by AppleBottom28 March 4, 2010
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Fujitilating

To mess around; not being serious; to fiddle with; screw around
Jeff was fujitilating with his cell phone in Evan's room.
by Jeff Wilson August 29, 2006
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