FTL

Fuck This Life

damn I’m really gonna be living on the streets in 20 years, ftl

by sucky my ducky January 14, 2020

FTL

FTL, Fuck the laughter.

Which means smth mad funny.

Person1: “says a joke”

Crush: FTL, you’re funny.
Person1: :)

by Lordchadthough May 13, 2021

The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.

"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"

by Cam64viper November 28, 2020

FTL

Fuck Then Leave

Hey dude you still dating that girl

Nah dude I just FTL (Fuck Then Leave)

by GloryHoleINC. May 13, 2023

ftls

fuck that lame shi

"u tryna come watch the new Barbie movie w me?"

u: "nah ftls 🤣"

by ajjhoee August 20, 2023

Ftl

Fuck the law.

Aka Fuck the police

Commonly used in Philadelphia.

Person 1: It’s forever ftl

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

ftl

fuck that lamo.

kelsey was angrily talking about duke, a annoying loser, and she exclaimed, "Ftl!" (meaning fuck that lamo!)

by sexxxyjess December 14, 2009