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FTS

FaceTime sex

One can discretely talk about their sexual activity around friends and family with this. Typically used in long distance relationships.
Guy: Maybe FTS later?
Gf: Please!
Guy: Deal.
by Captain D00M June 13, 2019
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FTS

Man idk about u but i say Fts!!
by GraffBash909 August 25, 2009
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FTS

"Man, I hate getting rejected every time I come to the club! FTS, I'm out! "
by loredaj March 30, 2010
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FTS

"Fuck the suits"

Acronym from cannabis industry.

Created for the people always being snakes and maggot turds, trying to use, take advantage and steal from the true cannabis connoisseurs and the true stoners who are the foundation of the cannabis industry and the brains behind it.

We never needed suits, they only needed us.

Fuck the suits.

Craft cannabis, small business and humans. Not big business, pharma and Monsanto.
"FTS! Fuck the suits, All they do is use us and discard us once they have our tech. Good thing, were getting smarter."
by Redplayswithfire February 7, 2020
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Ft

If you have an iPhone it’s just FaceTime Abbreviated.
Friend: do you want to Ft
Me: sure
by Youneedjesus05 July 10, 2018
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Ft

There are 4 definitions

1. Featuring
2. Fuck this

3. Fuck that
4. Face time
Person 1: Dude me and Gabe ft for 3 hours yesterday

Person 2: what ft there are multiple
Person 1: face time! Duh
by Karen may November 25, 2017
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FTS

"Fucking Thing Sucks"

Coined by Bill O'Rielly's freak out. (YouTube it if you don't have a clue)

Abbreviated by the gangsters at Cascadia Community College.

Can be found on several physics and calc exams.
Student 1: Dude, you just take the integral of it!
Student 2: WTF!? There's no words on it! FTS!!!
by Professor.Awesome December 20, 2009
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