Jodie Foster'd

To throw your cum at someone.

When Jodie Fosters character went to meet Hannibal Lecter, and an inmate of the name of Miggs proceeds to huck his semen at her.

I just Jodie Foster'd my dog

I just Jodie Foster'd my father-in-law

I just Jodie Foster'd....The Pope! *dum dum dummmm*

by ChemicalAli May 7, 2009

Foster care

State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.

Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.

Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...

by matildamay September 27, 2009

foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

by The_Emu August 2, 2017

Fosterized

A process of eliminating someone that is a political liability, by murdering them, or arranging their death somehow. Named after Vince Foster, Deputy White House Counsel during the first term of President Bill Clinton; Foster died suspiciously in office, July 20, 1993.

If Sandy Berger ever turns state's evidence in the case of his theft of documents from the Federal Archive, he may have to be Fosterized.

by Slickwillie March 5, 2007

Foster The People

US's finest.
The band that makes us Europeans realize that Americans have a good taste.

A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...

by Altix December 6, 2011

foster family

A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.

"My foster family took me out with them to do something as a family."

by Kathug1738 September 17, 2016

foster's home for imaginary friends

The only thing that's keeping Cartoon Network alive, next to Camp Lazlo, which is mediocre.

Did you see Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night? Lol, Bloo's such an asshole.

by CheezNapkin21 November 10, 2006