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Fortication

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.
Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
by incufilter November 14, 2016
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pornicate

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn
I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week
by hipposaur August 1, 2008
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forwicator

Someone who's always forwarding everything they see to your e-mail.
She just e-mailed me another stupid junk about a dog with 2 heads and a list of why men are like the internet. She's such a forwicator!
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
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fordnication

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"
When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013
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Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.
On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.
by jim000111 July 6, 2005
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fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.
I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter
by mattsanity August 21, 2008
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cornicate

To engage in anal sex before marriage
She wore a white dress on her wedding day, but that didn't mean she hadn't cornicated.
by johndogrev January 14, 2009
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