Fongness

(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.

Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.

by fongness July 1, 2011

FONI

Fear Of No Invite
The fear of not getting an invite even though you are probably going to decline.!

I didn't get an invite to the party, even though I was not going to go... I'm such a FONI.

by Mark33Mark May 21, 2017

fonduing

to be intimate with your love or sexual interest. (Originated from the movie Captain America, 2011)

Person 1: Where are Kevita and Christian? The movie is about to start.
Person 2: They're probably in Kevita's room fonduing.

by pussinbox December 4, 2011

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

fondude

the guy who always stands next to the fondue. he's always there. and he eats all of it. with passion.

watch out for the fondude, he's eating all of the bread.

by Skyler Mann March 11, 2007

pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

by h20kj May 6, 2010