by I aint got NO TYPE February 26, 2015
A Pastafarian acronym meaning "Feed Me Linguini" often uttered when the speaker is having a bad day and needs a boost of spirits provided by a tasty, filling, holy meal of pasta. Praise FSM!
by Jimmy the Sicilian November 21, 2019
"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash February 8, 2012
Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
by Someone who kinda exists August 17, 2021
by RelativeAussie May 8, 2017
(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss
A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.
The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.
The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
by Ringmaster - USMC April 19, 2009
The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.
Commonly used in situations such as:
Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
by Chaseblackbandit January 28, 2008