fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

by Icarus-Reset December 11, 2020

fiddle about

child rape. tthe phrase comes from the who song "Fiddle About"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad that you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about!

by John Entwistle May 29, 2008

Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

by Joe C June 16, 2004

fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

by Millefune September 12, 2009

fiddle fuckin around

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting

Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!

by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010

Fiddle Fuck

Fiddle Fuck-When one person or object pisses you off so much that using just the term 'fuck' will not be enough.

damn, she/he is being such a fiddle fuck!

by NYCi<3You June 21, 2010