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Fiarrhea

The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.
Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.
by big dick 23 September 16, 2010
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fiange

Pronounced "fee-ahn-gay"

When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.

The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...

Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?

Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?

Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?

Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.

Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?

Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?

Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!

Male Co-Worker: Duh!
by That'll teach you! January 22, 2007
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90 day fiance

A SHOW MY MUM LOVES MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME
me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)
by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019
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FIAWOL

Acronym for "Fandom Is A Way Of Life". Often used by fen to describe their level of interest in their particular fandom. Folks following the FIAWOL philosophy get deeply into their fandom, sometimes going to extremes to show their love. (Remember, "fan" is short for "fanatic". :)
If you wear a Starfleet uniform to a court date, you're most likely following the FIAWOL philosophy.
by Carl Fox October 4, 2004
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fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.
Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.
by bumbobway April 9, 2004
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The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!

An indie band formed in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada. Members include Kurtis White (drums/vocals), Cody Zevenbergen (guitar/harmonica/vocals), Steve Seguin (vocals/bastard tea jug filled with rocks/guitar) and Nathan Krulicki (vocals). Their music can be found on their facebook fan page. They were founded after Cody viewed an episode of the daily show in which Jon Stuart told him that he'd be very disappointed if the band was not formed. They believe in mothers as classy ladies and grandmothers as whores.
Have you heard The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!'s new song, Thanksgiving Fiasco! ? It's so good!
by TheLesbianBondageFiasco December 18, 2010
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fiat fucking

Fucking in a confined environment or fucking with limited range of movement while thrusting.
Kyle is fiat fucking at the adult bookstore because he still lives at his mommas house.
by Davin Zayn August 11, 2019
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