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fiange

Pronounced "fee-ahn-gay"

When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.

The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...

Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?

Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?

Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?

Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.

Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?

Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?

Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!

Male Co-Worker: Duh!
by That'll teach you! January 22, 2007
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Fiange'

A term used to classify dudes when they get engaged to other dudes. Used really only in Massacusetts where gay marriage is legal.
"Hey guess what? Billy proposed to me today!"
"Ok...um...that's pretty awesome, I think, Carl. So I guess he's your fiange' now."
by Frank Ramirez April 16, 2007
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Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
by ohohface247 November 23, 2011
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Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.
by lord of hell June 18, 2010
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Trump Finger

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017
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Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
by GS71 April 4, 2015
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fiance fifteen

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.
look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.
by wesleywhatwhat July 13, 2010
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