Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023

festive fascist

festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.

festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha

victim: i'm calling the police

by billylom88 December 28, 2011

Festina lente

Latin proverb that means: Hurry slowly

1. I heard about festina lente, but you are taking it too far... you sorry excuse for a man...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...

by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006

festive

Could mean anything. Could mean bad, could mean good.

Example of bad: Hmm, ok, that is really.......festive."

Example of good: "Oh my God! That is so festive!"

by Whitney February 16, 2003

festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

by guruwong May 13, 2005

festie

Disgusting, Moldy, Filthy, Horrible ... Think about the adjective to Festering ... That would be festie and or fest. It is imperitive that this word end in an "ie" and not a "y" to embody the full effect of FESTIENESS ...

Clean the FESTIE dishes ... Your shoes smell like FEST ... That FESTIE guy is hitting on her ... Festering in ones own FEST ...

by Linnie and Brad I.D.M. August 5, 2003

Festive

It´s when a man blows his load in his patrners Anus. Then pulls out two straws and both partners suck said load out of anus.

In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!

by ThmsMcGuir March 19, 2009