Felch

After cumming on anus hard after anal sex, the top partner licks the cum off bottom partners ass.

After fucking you, I’m gonna felch all over you till you cum again

by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023

felch

when someone is lovesick but they don’t love the person, but are still really into them. if they are constantly thinking of the person they are in a ‘felch state’

have you seen the new girl bob is talking to, shes got him in such a felch state!

by unknown felcher February 16, 2026

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

Felch baby

A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.

You Anit nuttin butta felch baby...

by Diddty dix and company. June 15, 2006

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007