Owl Feast

A meal that you have late at light/really early in the morning (between midnight and 3am).
This feast is usually had by bartenders, graveyard shift workers or people who stay awake more often during the night than the day.
This meal can be anything from breakfast to dinner, as long as its a meal, not a snack.

Bartender#1: "fuck those customers were assholes tonight, glad i finished at 230am. im hungry, lets go have an Owl Feast!!"
Bartender #2: "hell yeah! im starving!!"
Bartender#1: "Golden Century it is!"

by bartendernumberone April 12, 2010

Three meat feast

The act of pleasuring a woman in her three main orifices, all within the same night: tongue, rump and loin.

I stayed in last night and enjoyed a three meat feast with the girlfriend.

by Mad Pierre March 26, 2010

Meat Feast

Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.

Best enjoyed with a cool beer.

Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl
d) Macking on a chick

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".


*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by atothert March 11, 2009

microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.

by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010

Value Menu Feast

the act of going to an eating establishment of the "fast food" variety and ordering a cornucopia of items off the value menu. saves money and very filling

Guy 1:What are you gonna order? I'm getting a big mac
Guy 2:Man I'm really hungry so I'm getting 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 value fries, value drink, hot fudge sundae, and 2 apple pies. It gonna be a Value Menu Feast!
Guy 1:Epic

by DeathlikeJaguar January 23, 2010