fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.

person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!

by burkehey October 13, 2009

Fact-Checker

The company backed labels you see under posts on social media platforms such as Instagram. If you see this, the post more often than not contains valid information.

Post: *Shows person(s) in a position of power deliberately doing something messed up*
Fact-Checker: mIsSiNg CoNtExT: tHiS pOsT cOnTaInS fAlSe InFoRmAtIoN
A rational individual: It doesn't take context to deny that an act is objectively wrong.

by definitionsandstuff June 28, 2021

Fact core

A personality core in the game portal 2. known for shouting out random facts. used to corrupt wheatley, typically full of bullshit.

"avacados have more calories and fiber than any other fruit. they are found in austrailians" said by fact core

by gjsualksoeuihvxckkj vidios December 23, 2011

Fact Slut

An annoying person who would repeatedly give random facts in a successive manner.

Leon gives so much facts its getting annoying. He is such a fact slut.

by M.A.C.P October 3, 2017

Fact checker

Someone who is censoring anything that goes against the narrative, disguised as a "fact checker", skips any proof that goes against the narrative

this was proven false by the fact checkers

are you stupid? do you really think those are real fact-checkers?

by t00c00lforscho00l February 27, 2022

fact kinnie

a person who kins someone who exists

"im a flamingo fact kinnie" -some fact kinnie

by BRUEHEDHWHHEEGE February 1, 2021

fact cuck

A fact cuck is someone on social media websites (mainly Reddit.com), who loves jerking off to their own responses to statements they don't agree with. These responses are usually the following or similar: "Maybe you should consider checking the facts", "Any actual reputable sources backing up that claim?", "why don't you Google it instead of asking?". These responses have most of the time no (valid) counterargument of their own.

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Guy 1: "Yeah well my point is at least backed up by facts!"
Guy 2: "What do you mean? What facts?"
Guy 1: "There is a website called Google, considering using it."
Guy 2: "God you are such a fact cuck."

by nftarecringe June 20, 2023