Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.

by badfish stylee January 10, 2010

excorcising the diarrhea demon

the act of passing large quantity's of painful but liquid stool. this seemingly endless supply of diarrhea seems to come not from your own bowels but from the bowels of hell itself

dude stay away from murrays house for a while, i heard hes been excorcising the diarrhea demon all day

by Sir Tiberious Waffleton 1st January 11, 2011

youkai exterminator

Reimu Hakurei job

Marisa: Attention all Touhou gamers: Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!

Reimu: Imma gonna commit youkai exterminator

by WTFISASONIC June 17, 2020

Etorphine

The most dangerous drug on earth. A semi synthetic opiate that works in similar ways to morphine and heroin, but is 3000-5000 times stronger. So potent that contact of any form with human skin will cause death. The only legal use is sedating large animals like rhinos and elephants. 1mg can knock out a 7000lb elephant. It's available on the streets but is not often used because of its tendency to instantly kill humans. I would not recommend as a recreational drug

Person1: hey bro you wanna try etorphine with me

Person2: no I'm not trying to die

by Shit nizza October 27, 2015

alcoholic exorcism

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

by dunno April 11, 2005

Excorslut

Typically the shy and timid girl at work, or at the club. She will come across as the girl next door with very few life experiences. Some guys will decide to take her out, almost out of pure sympathy never expecting anything in return. When she is dropped off at home she will lure him into her effiecieny appartment, still playing the role of miss innocent...and then it happens she transform into the excorslut raping and violating the guy in ways he never thought possible.

Hey Scott did you take out Nikki Alcorn last night? Yeah man everything was fine untill we got back to her house. She invited me in, lock the door and went ape shit. Her head started spinning around and she was talking all deep and puking green frogs while she was on top of me. She seemed so shy, I was in shock. I needed some holy water or a cross to throw on her...she turned into a freakin excorslut on me.

by Dan Schneider January 5, 2008