pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

expresso

Hillbilly for "espresso."

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

by Geoff_M August 25, 2010

Coors Train (Express)

When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.

Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.

by The Frosty Tunnel March 24, 2010

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Calvi Express

A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.

"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"

by Aldick Weskbutt March 27, 2009

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay December 23, 2007

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008