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bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.
Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019
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Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008
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exportant

Sth exportant is unimportant.
Well, to be honest, globalization is just exportant for me.
by meyapar February 25, 2009
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Expert Fisherman

Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"

A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
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xd esports

the best upcoming clan, the rise of esports. supposedly about to become one of the greatest esports teams in history. they are also goats at fortnite.
yo, did you hear about xd esports?
yeah, xd esports is the best gaming team there is!
by Snorkel Ops May 6, 2020
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soft expert

A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.

A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
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Exmortis

This totally fucked-up game that will give you nightmares.
Billy: Eh, Bob, I played Exmortis on AddictingGames last night.
Bob: Yeah, how'd that go?
Billy: I don't think I'll be sleeping right for a while.
by Music1Geek February 17, 2008
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