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Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.
Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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expectation hangover

When a person suffers from exhaustion of figuring out their life while trying to have the time of their life.
Barbie is suffering from exhaustion due to an expectation hangover.
by Barbie9a March 19, 2008
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Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
by Raypist August 20, 2013
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Explectations

This is a very popular word introduced by John Mccain during a 2008 presidential debate with Obama. The word has the same definition as expectation
Senator Obama said he was surprised and the surged exceeded beyond his wildest explectations.
by Mikel921 March 31, 2009
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expectational

When something drastically exceeds expectations and is also exceptional
This team is expectational
by Octavius MacNaughton July 16, 2019
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Expectation

A ridiculous word that has a insane meaning. There should never be expectations because nothing is or ever was expected from us in the first place.
Objectifying generation: “yo why does that girl not have a hour glass figure?!”
Girls:” Why is it a expectation to have tits and a ass but I’m made how I’m made this is bs”
Generations: “haha those jeans don’t look right ! “
by youdonthavetochange August 7, 2019
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